A police investigation is underway after the parent of a kid who is part of a football team that got shut out recently in Michigan in the playoff, allegedly went to the opposing team's school without permission and proceeded to take a crap in the hallway.

You read that correctly: there are strong allegations that after Bedford High School got shut out 42 to 0 by Grosse Pointe Farms in the division two playoff game on Friday, November 6, a parent from Bedford High School whose student plays on the football team entered the high school without permission and proceeded to defecate in the hallway after the game.

Grosse Pointe officials have obtained the security camera footage and confirmed that this actually happened, and the alleged incident is now being investigated by police.

I can understand that passions are high in playoff football, but if you get shot out 42 to 0, I think you lose all right to go into that high school and take a poop in their hallway. That’s a pretty defining win, and the better team clearly came out on top.

 

To walk into a high school unannounced is already pretty dangerous considering the world we live in today, but being disrespectful by dropping a deuce in the hallway is pretty disgusting.

The alleged pooper supposedly told the police that he had a medical emergency, which is why the incident allegedly took place; however, Detective Anto Trupuiano isn’t really having it with that excuse:

This is definitely a first. The suspect entered the school through a doorway that was open for a band concert. He then proceeded to walk around the school, past several bathrooms, turn the corner, stepped into a doorway and defecated in the middle of the school. We kind of don’t understand why he decided to walk through a bunch of different hallways to find a bathroom, he walked past anyways.

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